Sep 22, 2010

Now me and zac have been talking an awful lot about football lately and I would like to use this rant to apologize ahead of time. We understand that though some of you may care to hear football opinions from south floridians…the majority of you really couldn’t give a shit. At the same time, there is something that most of us can relate to in regards...

Aug 25, 2010

Thats right bitches. Todays rant is about the biggest news story in the country for a couple of weeks now. Its made news all over the world and has us tearing each other apart all over again. As many of you may know, recently there was an honest proposal made to build a massive mosque just two blocks away from ground zero. If you don’t give a shit about...

Jul 28, 2010

Women who like boys Today’s rant is about women who want all men to be boys. Thats right…i’m targetting you little prissy bitches too intimidated by non-issues to fain interest in a truly attractive hunk of man. Somehow in the late 1990′s…women decided that all body hair was “gross,” long hair isn’t attractive at...

Jul 20, 2010

I’m GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN…BITCH, CUNT, WHORE, GOLD DIGGER!!! AGHHHH!!! FUCK YOU MEL GIBSON AGHHH!! Today, July 20, Gayness is pissing me off more than anything. I mean look at these fags!!! They are total Bitch pee-ers!! What i mean to say is…they pee like bitches!! And they take it up the bum! And then they come down to good Christian...

Jul 9, 2010

1 800 10 Jenny…What i’d do to her in 2010! – By John The Penguin Jenny Craig made herself famous in the 1990′s using her self-created weight-loss program. All the children of the 90′s remember her catchy jingle which would change every year to adapt to the next year(1-800 94, 95, 96, 97 Jenny). Unfortunately, i was never able to get...