Jul 22, 2010
Let me start my rant off by saying Fuck You! This Fuck You should only be directed at the people that fall under this rant, but I wanted to get the Fuck You part out first, this way while you read this you understand that you should go jump off a cliff, and hang your self you cock sucker.
Today’s rant is directed at the cocksuckers in restaurants that are tuning into every word your saying. You know exactly what I’m talking about there always that one guy in a big group of people, or the dad in the family at the table behind you who is always listening to what your saying. My favorite are the assholes the deiced to comment on your conversation, if I was a rude ass person I would just tell the guy to shut the fuck up, and mind his own business. Wait a tick I am that rude, hey buddy how about the next time you feel like commenting on my conversation why don’t you take the fork on your table and stab yourself with it. I get it, I understand your life sucks, and your so bored that you wanna hear what I have to say, I’m an interesting person over 60,000 people a week tune in to hear what I have to say, but when I’m not on the radio and I’m talking to my friends, get the fuck out of my conversation. The next time I find out your eavesdropping on me, don’t be surprised when I pull out this gem. THERE I WAS BALLS DEEP IN THIS BITCHES ASS, laud enough that you your kids, your wife, and everyone else around me can hear it. Get those ball you fucking cock sucker mother fucker.