Jul 28, 2010
Women who like boys
Today’s rant is about women who want all men to be boys. Thats right…i’m targetting you little prissy bitches too intimidated by non-issues to fain interest in a truly attractive hunk of man. Somehow in the late 1990′s…women decided that all body hair was “gross,” long hair isn’t attractive at all, and that a man should go as far as shaving his nuts. This is just fucked. I’m sorry women…but i was made for you when i was 9 years old. I had little to no body hair, my hair was a proper length, and i was spittin blanks so you wouldn’t have had to worry about getting impregnated or infected with an STD. Thats right…to every bitch that ever went up to a guy in a club and said “ew shave your chest”…GO FUCK A 9 YEAR OLD YOU PEDOPHILIAC! To every bitch that decides not to go through with the blow job after catching a glimpse of some pubes…PUT A 9 YEAR OLD’S DICK IN YOUR MOUTH YOU STUPID BABY FUCKING WHORE. From now on i think that all men should have standards. Men that shave all of their body hair are not setting a good example and they should be forced to grow that hair out. Don’t get me wrong women…i understand your argument about the unattractiveness of back hair, EXTREMELY long pubes, and greasy unwashed long hair that seems to contribute to an acne problem. I understand, i agree, you’re right. However, these are the only three exceptions. From now on…We’re all going to be hairy beasts…we’re not going to over-grease our hair with chemicals…and furthermore…we’re going to fart and piss wherever we please. You women demanding a classy man can hang out at church and either become a nun or find a man that is willing to put up with your shit. Because you all suck. Statistics say that men that shave all the hair on their body are more likely to be overloaded with sexually transmitted infection… PUT THAT IN YOUR SPERM AND GUZZLE IT!!!
MEN WHO SWARE OFF THE METROSEXUAL WORLD AND DECIDE TO KEEP YOUR BODY HAIR…WE SALUTE YOU!