Sep 22, 2010
Now me and zac have been talking an awful lot about football lately and I would like to use this rant to apologize ahead of time. We understand that though some of you may care to hear football opinions from south floridians…the majority of you really couldn’t give a shit. At the same time, there is something that most of us can relate to in regards to that subject. And that is the demise of Brett Favre’s abilities to run an offense and effectively/efficiently lead a team. Without further ado, this is my “you suck Brett Favre!” rant.
When i was growing up, there were few athletes whom were as highly acclaimed as the great Brett Favre. The Packers threw in the towel on him right after one of his best years in history because they were excited about their backup whose useful years were deteriorating riding the bench. The best option for Favre was to therefore retire. So he retired…but not really. He came back and played a year for the NY Jets (he was selected to the pro bowl having over 20 tds and 20 ints). So Jet Favre and the New York Bretts turned out to be a failure. So he retired…but not really because this douchebag of a coach in Minnesota honestly believed that a man approaching senior citizenship, and possibly senility, was the right man for the job. Its probably because brad childress is a goddamn racist and he is afraid that his useless negro (Tarvaris Jackson) can’t hand the ball off. So Favre made it to the NFC championship game last year and lost it…by himself. Then he retired…but not really because he showed up again this year.
GODDAMN IT! THE NEXT TIME YOU SAY YOU’RE GOING TO QUIT…FUCKING QUIT! I’M SO TIRED OF THIS SHIT. YOU HAVE TAKEN IT TOO FAR.
WHILE YOU WERE DIDDLING YOUR KIN DOWN IN REDNECK CENTRAL ALL SUMMER LONG…US POOR AMERICAN CITIZENS WERE SUBJECTED TO UPDATES ON WHETHER OR NOT YOU’RE GONNA PLAY. WE DIDN’T HEAR ANY UPDATES ABOUT THE WAR IN AFGHANISTAN, WE COULDN’T CONCENTRATE ON FIXING THE GULF, LEBRON COULDN’T EVEN FULLY ENJOY COMING TO MIAMI…BECAUSE YOU ARE A CODGER FUCK. I LOVED YOU MAN…AND NOW YOU JUST SUCK!!!
With that being said, i hope that brett favre retires tomorrow and apologizes to the american public for being a supreme cunt. The end.
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