Sep 8, 2010
Lets face it, everyone at one point in there life has thought about, and even more people want it. I feel its fair to say all cars should come with at least 1 to 2 Red Shells a day to use on people that either don’t know how to drive their cars, or who are just plain cock suckers on the road! For example driving down the highway going about 85+ mph some cock sucker without looking tried to merge into my lane, which would of caused him to smash into the side of my car. I being the great driver I am was able to go off the road to get out of the way and regain control of the car and keep on going forward in my lane. This of course came with a huge horn blow, and a WTF look. Then without, and without looking the drive once again tried to enter my lane, which again would of caused him to crash into the side of my car! This time I slammed on my breaks layed on the horn, moved to my left to go around this cocksucker and have him the double finger fuck you salute. At this point the fuck head wouldn’t even look at him because he knew he not only almost killed me once, but now twice! Now its is quite side in the USA we are not allowed to fire off a warning shot from a 9mm at the back side of someone’s car to show hey fucker don’t pull this shit again or next time its your face! So I propose something new! I say all cars should come with red shells, or at least a circle of spinning greens ones! For those who have no idea what I’m talking about go get Mario Kart and you will learn very quickly! Think about this though driving around some asshole cuts you off slams on their breaks FOR NO FUCKING REASON, and you fire off a red shell that pushes them out of your way. No accident, no crash, and the fuck head was warned. To me that’s a win, in my book!
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