Dec 16, 2010
The Human psyche and the holidays of our fathers
by
who_leo (Fat J)
Lately nothing has been more annoying than the holiday bullshit that everyone is eating up and regurgitating all over our society. Christmas lights are pretty, don’t get me wrong, but why did we start seeing commercials with that jolly fat ass since September? THAT I don’t understand. Or how people still “believe” that the birth of this Jesus guy was in December? Short history lesson kids… Romans were ruling the world, and suddenly Christianity came up on top. The Romans did what they do best, and it was to blend their belief systems with those that already were in place, a perfect strategy for conquest. Ok, with me so far? So you have this HUGE Roman empire, who are all polytheistic (belief in several Gods), and celebrate all of these very different, but important holidays. Like Christmas, which was originally a pagan holiday where people would dance around a Yule tree. True story, you can Google it if you want. They would all get naked, and party their asses off in the moonlight. Awesome times were had. Then along came Christianity, wanting to take over. What does the Roman emperor who is turned into a Christian because of some doped out dream do? All of these holidays are converted to Christianity, why get rid of them? The people love them, and enjoy the heck out of them, taking them away would only anger them and any good ruler doesn’t want to anger the people, instead they want to keep them happy and subservient.
Ok, so that was a short, very short, history lesson. As I said, it’s all true, look it up. Now I sit here and have to listen to all of these people talking about how it’s the birthday of Jesus, blah blah blah… Seriously? What happened to education? I thought people learned this kind of stuff in school! Unfortunately, they don’t, or the professors opt not to teach it because it interferes with someones belief structure. This is ridiculous! People are willing to feed bullshit to the masses, instead of telling them the truth? Come on guys! This is senseless, and certainly stunting the development of well educated and knowledgeable individuals. Instead, it creates a series of people who are complete idiots down to the point of mental retardation, all because we are afraid to lay out some truths… Here are a few of the farces relating to the subject at hand:
-Jesus was born in December
-Easter was the time of the crucifixion (this was actually the Fertility festival turned into a guilt fest, probably because of the debauchery involved, and some jealous idiots not being invited to the orgy.)
-Hell exists
-God frowns upon masturbation
To begin with, Easter is totally a fertility festival. Haven’t you ever heard the saying “fuck like rabbits”? Well, there you go. Hell was a creation by the Catholic Roman church in order to gain more converts. Wouldn’t you want to be saved too if everyone you know was telling you about how all of the things you did would lead you to a horrible horrible pit of despair? Yeah, fear fest. This whole thing where God frowns upon masturbation… How do you think the world was created? I guarantee you, it was a self given orgasm by the great deity, and we are nothing but the bodily fluids which flowed from within it’s loins. Chew on that for a minute, or fap… whatever floats your boat…
Also, other religions are just silly. Like I for one can’t believe that the Jews had a lamp which burned for all of those nights with one dose of oil… I bet you that a whole butt load of them saved up oil, and gave it up in spurts in order to keep the light going. After all they were Jews, and we all know how much they love to save for a rainy day. Muslims… Well, I’m not going there cos I don’t want to get shot. I’m not too knowledgeable on other religions, but I bet you that there is some sort of sane down to earth explanation to these exploits we call holidays.
All in all, most religious practices have their basis on something else, and when you are celebrating it with your parentals, or whomever it may be, remember that the Romans did it first, they did it better, and they fucked like animals through out the whole thing. I for one, would have loved to have been alive back then… Just so I could walk into a Roman orgy, bang a few broads, and then go throw up in the bathroom. Oh wait, I can do that at The Bunny Ranch in Nevada! Now, if only they had midgets… OH WAIT! THEY DO!
So remember to thank your ancestors for believing all the crap they’ve been fed for thousands of years, and passing it on like some cancer onto their descendants. Maybe you’ll do things a little different. I’m not telling you what to believe in, or not believe in, just that you’ve been lied about certain things. Think it’s about time you should ask some questions.
Sincerely and Happy Holidays Bitches!!!
who_leo